Tonalità: E major
Verse 1
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Now a joke is a joke and
funny games are chill
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But this isn't funny y'all
this is straight up ill
Now there's a limit to humor
and this is goin too far
I ain't laughin no more y'all
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now who stole my car
Verse 2
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Now I don't know if you ever
had a car stolen before
But it's a real crazy feeling
when you walk out the door
And you don't need a map
or any kinda chart
To know you're standin in the
spot your car used to be parked
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Now you know you parked your car
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there but yet you keep lookin
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Cause your mind didn't accept
yet that somebody took it
So you're scratching your head and
tryin to get things clear
And it's always some idiot saying
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(you're sure you parked here)
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To call the police would be the
move that is smart
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But instead you keep lookin where
you know you didn't park
Searchin for reasons like maybe
tickets you owed
Something to justify
that - maybe it got towed
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But not stolen n- never forget it
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But then you ask yourself well
where the hell is it
If there was a prize you'd win
dummy of the year
Cause you're lookin somewhere
else when you know you parked it here
So through never- neverland
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you find yourself strollin
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Then when you finally
accept that it's stolen
You call the police and they come
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and say
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(That's the 437th car stolen today)
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As if that's somethin that he really
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needed to men tion
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Then they start askin you real
dumb questions
Like (well when's the last
time that you saw it)
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You idiot, right before they stole it
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Now you're mad this cop is talkin to you
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And somebody in your
car headed to kalamazoo
Officer Fool or whoever you are
Would you please get off your butt and
Interlude 1
find who stole my car?
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Verse 3
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I remember my first car, never forget it
A candy apple red I
ROC, windows deep tinted
Talk about fast like a rocket to drive
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Went from zero to 60 in like 5.5
Imagine red rims but that wasn't enough
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It had a car phone for when I wanted
to reach out and touch
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An alpine stereo the straight up rock
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With 12" woofers you could
hear for blocks
The first day I got it I was
frontin real hard
I could hear people sayin
(damn, look at that car)
I was hyped and I wanted
my friends to check it out
So I went to the spot where
they're usually hangin out
Just my luck nobody's standin outside
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And I didn't really feel like parkin my ride
So I honked my horn and nobody was comin
I thougth what the heck,
I went inside and left it runnin
I was inside for 20 seconds that's all
I found my friends, I said,
"You gotta check this out, y'all"
But when we came back out the car
wasn't there
(Man you ain't buy nothin) I did,
I swear!
My friends went inside,
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I was mad they didn't believe me
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Now i'm standin outside
the spot my car used to be
It's hard to figure out what to do all alone
But then I got it: call the car
Verse 4
phone
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(Fresh Prince's car?)
Yo thief, bring my car back now
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Before I bust your (hold up
wait a minute pal)
(Seems like you forgot
who's got the keys)
I thought: he's right, "Well,
bring it back, please"
Hello Mr. Thief, don't hang up
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Aw then luckily Jeff pulled up
I told him what had happened
someone stole my car
I said, "Come on Jeff,
let's get him, he can't be far"
We rode around for about
20 minutes
And we were just about to say forget it
When I spotted him, I said,
"Jeff, go get it!"
We pulled up behind him and man
dude jetted
He was drivin all wild and fast
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Like he was gettin points
for the stuff that he crashed
I called him on the car
phone again and I said
Of course you realize when I catch
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you you're dead
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All through Philly was a
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high speed chase and
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Dude was playin around like
he thought we was racin
100 miles an hour and he
lost control
And slammed my car into a telephone pole
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I ran to the car said man you're okay
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He said yeah so I punched
him in the face
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The cops came up as if it was my fault
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They saw me punch dude
and charged me with assault
If his neck was closer I probably
woulda grabbed it
He told the cops that I said he could have it
I calmed down and they got things straight
I saw half my car at 7th street the
other half at 8th
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I wanted to just jump in the ocean
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My car looked like it was a
Lego explosion
Why does life have to be so hard?
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Don't laugh, next time it could be your car
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