Everybody's gonna boycott,
not a country's gonna come.
If they have the games at all,
they're gonna be going some.
For the Russians have decided
that they do not like LA.
Well I could have told them that,
I say it fifty times a day.
But there is no need to panic,
and there is no need to cry.
We'll be running,
Jumping, tumbling, children by and by
Did you think a little boycott
Would put good times in the soup?
Did you feel that hope was gone?
And could you feel the party poop?
We can have the Olympics over our house
If we use our heads it wouldn't be so hard
Put the athletes on a bus
and bring them over to us
We'll fire a gun
and run them around the yard
We can have the Olympics
over at our house
There'll be room for all
if no one's gonna be there
Have the fella with the torch
bring it over to the porch
And we'll hang it up and
show the world we care
There's a basket in the driveway
where the kids have always played
A treat for acrobats
that even provides some shade
If the whole world's gonna boycott
If the whole world stays at home
You can come on over to our house
We'll have a good time on our own
We can have the Olympics over at our house
If we use our heads
I know we'll have a ball
We have a pool above the ground
We think it's the nicest one around
If we shorten the races
we can have a brawl
Come on and have the Olympics
over at our
We can break a sweat and
get a medal or two.
Grandma says she'll hold the clock
while they run around the block.
That's about the limit
of what Grandma can do.
If we have the Olympics over at our house,
We can have a whole caboodle on TV.
Or a neighbor down the street
has a video that's a treat.
If we mention his name,
he'll end the thing to me.
Come on and have the Olympics
over at our house.
We'll release a couple of
pigeons and fire a gun.
We can run a race or two,
then we'll have some barbecue
Don't you know we're gonna
have a lot of fun?
And as our honorary starter,
we've invited Jimmy Carter
Don't you know we're gonna
have a lot of fun?