Tonalità: Ab major•
Verse 1
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My dad was supposed to be here tonight, but
he can't make it.
He's a gynecologist,
and he can't drive no more.
He's starting to get tunnel vision.
Ha, ha, ha, ha, buddy.
I don't care who you are.
That's funny right there.
That's funny right there.
That's right.
I used to date this girl.
Had one breast bigger than the other,
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and she got in a wet
T -shirt contest last
Thursday
and took first and third place out
there at the contest.
Out there.
Can you believe that?
I was so proud of my sister.
bless her heart.
That's right. I went out with this girl
the other day. I was seeing this good
looking girl for about six weeks and then somebody took
my binoculars out of my truck and uh
yeah but she like going to the
Victoria's
Secret.
You ever been in there?
Boy I tell you what that's like a
grown feller
Chuck
E.
Cheese in there. I like that place.
I was in there a couple of weeks ago,
I was sniffing around in there,
Ab
and you know what they got in there?
Bridges with holes in the crotch.
You believe that?
24 for a pair of underbridges with holes
in the crotch.
I was like, I got the measure,
I was like, 24 for a
bridge with holes in the crotch?
I got a whole drawer full
of them at the house,
for
God's sake.
I bet I'm sitting on 15,
200 worth
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of undershorts out there.
This girl put them on for
my birthday one time.
She's sitting on the couch.
She was like,
you want some of this?
I was like, no, look what
they did to your undershorts.
Good
Lord.
They got all kinds of stuff.
They got the under britches you eat.
You ever seen them?
Anybody speak
English at all in here?
Or is it just my accent?
All right.
I don't know who talks worse,
you all or me.
But they got under britches
to eat.
You believe that?
Who in the world thinks of stuff like that?
You know?
Honey, what do you want to do tonight?
Let me eat your undershorts.
Give me a glass of milk.
I'm gonna down them right here, I'll tell you.
Put some in the refrigerator.
I'm gonna make a sandwich
later.
I bought this one girl five pairs
of strawberry eating britches.
All right?
Yeah, I bought her five pair
because I always end up eating
two or three pair
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on the way over to her house.
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They're pretty good.
Thank
God they don't make them in biscuits and
gravy.
I'll tell you that much right now.
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I'd be getting fat just on under britches.
I like it.
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My aunt went with me
down into
Victoria's
Secret.
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She's about 420 pounds.
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Yeah, she walked in there.
She's all conscious.
She's like, I want to get some,
she walks in and she's like,
I want to see some sexy under
britches in my size.
The clerk goes, yeah, me too.
That's funny.
Ab
I don't care who you are.
That's funny right there.
That's funny right there.
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