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Listen to me while I tell you
of the Spaniard that blighted my life!
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la
Listen to me
And to me
While I tell you
Oh, I hear you
Of the man who stole my future wife
La, la, la, la, la,
'was at the bullfight where we met him
Yeah, yeah
We'd been watching his daring display
Oh, the schmo!
And while I went out
For some nuts and a program
The dirty dog stole her away
The pig
Oh, yeah
Oh, no
Oh, yeah
Oh, no
But I've sworn that I'll have my revenge
Yes, he swears that he'll
have his revenge
Roy, if I catch Alfonso Spagoni,
the Corriador
He'll lose the day
With one mighty swipe,
I will dislocate his very jaw
Oh, and he will, he will
I'll find this bullfighter, will,
And when I catch him the
blighter I'll kill,
He shall die, he shall die,
he shall die, he shall die,
He shall die to the eye -tie -tie -tie -tie -tie -tie -tie,
He shall die, kill him, he shall die,
I'll fracture him,
I'll raise up onion on his Spanish onion,
If I catch him bending tonight.
When he gets that Spagoni,
he will wish that he'd never
been born.
And for that special reason,
his stiletto he's fetched out of porn.
It cost me five shillings to fetch it.
Ah, pretty penny.
The expense,
it has caused me much pain.
Well, rather.
But the porn broker promised,
when I've killed Spagoni,
he'll take it in porn once again.
That's nice. Oh, yes.
Oh, no.
Oh, yes. Oh, no.
So tonight there will be dirty work.
So tonight there will be
dirty work.
I don't think that fits.
But that note? Yeah.
Well, take it out, wear it a while,
bring it back.
Think we should continue?
No, we'll go to jail for doing this.
I'll raise a bunion on his Spanish onion
If I catch him bending tonight
La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, way!