Hey, it's the
Bald
Man, and I'm here to tell
you why the new
Limp
Bizkit album is so important.
That's because
CDs like this one spare you from all the chart -topping,
teeny -bopping,
disposable, happy horseshit that brings
up the bile from the back of my neck.
I have no time or tolerance for old -shitty,
wack acts like that.
I wouldn't piss on their
CDs to put out a fire.
And I'm tired of all those lame -ass,
tame -ass, prefabricated sorry excuses
for singers and musicians who don't
even write their own songs.
What the world needs now is
a musical revolution.
We need some rock.
We need something that has balls.
We need something with substance, depth, something with soul,
some edge, some passion, some power.
If it's going to be mellow, man,
it better have something.
It better mean something.
I'm telling you,
you got to hit them with something hard.
You got to stick them with
something limp, like
Limp
Bizkit.
I'm so fucking tired of the shit
that I'm hearing on the radio.
Radio sucks.
The same f***ing songs over
and over again!
All the weak ones, all that disposable crap
that isn't gonna matter in three months!
It's just s***!
It's crap,
Fred!
Fred, I'm telling you, there's enough of that s*** going
on and we need some new music!
Wait, wait, what about
Limp
Bizkit?
Limp
Bizkit is f***ing cool!
You guys are cool, the new record's great!
But f*** all that other s***!
I'm so sick of all that weak s*** that's
taking up space on the charts!
F*** that s***,
Fred, I'm outta here!
Oh man, I gotta go find that
bald bastard.