Layin' in the haze,
you're soaked to the skin
My rifle's missing and I
don't know where it been
I wake up every morning just the same
I like my fun, but I ain't a bum
And I ain't got no name
I got no job, I got no wife
I don't give a damn about my life
Drink and women's everything I need
Go on to lose what you got to lose
Cause women,
they come free
Wildcat
Sue, she's a beautiful girl, she's got big long legs but can't you tell,
she's a wildcat, wildcat, oh yes she is.
She's a wildcat woman with beautiful thighs and big,
big eyes.
I was having a drink when she walked right in, got lumped in my tie and a bit much,
in the man behind the piano and stopped and stared.
He's one I thought who slid right down and
curled around his chair
I offered a drink and she asked me why I said,
like your legs, I don't want her dry
She said, you'd better
watch your step with me
I'll have a red and black and a double gin
But you can't come home with me
Three bottles of gin, or maybe four
But after five we were on the floor
That barmaid made a pass at me
She had big red eyes and a double gin
But it didn't bother me
I grabbed her hand,
she grabbed mine I squeezed her leg and she didn't mind
Her husband was a mighty jealous man
He grabbed my arm, got up tight
This bunch was dynamite I hit the wall,
fell to the ground
Waikato just laughed aloud
The watchdog came and sniffed at me
He got his leg and I protested,
I ain't a tree
I kicked the dog, he bit my leg,
a white cat soon turned around and said
You little silly white dog drunken fool
She got on my back and brought me home and
kicked me like a mule
Bye