He's the Bubblegum Bandit
He stands knee -high tall
with a western drawl
Ain't got from watchin' TV
He rides a broomstick horse
and has an endless source
Of sly little tricks up his sleeve -y
He's the Bubblegum, Bubblegum,
Bubblegum
Bubblegum Bandit,
Bubblegum Bandit
When the little girls kiss him,
he can't stand it
He's a rootin', tootin',
candy lootin'
Quick on the draw, cap gun shootin'
He's the Bubble Gun Bandit
He's got pockets full of trash
A little milk mustache
Freckles and a dirty face
He leaves toys on the floors
And on the walls and doors
He leaves little fingerprint traces
He's the Bubble Gun
Bubblegum, bubblegum,
bubblegum bandit
Bubblegum bandit
When the little old girls kiss him
He can't stand it
He's a rootin', tootin',
candy lootin'
Quick on the draw, cap gun shootin'
He's the bubblegum bandit
He's got bruises and scratches
Little britches with patches
Boots with spurs so shiny
An d he'd stick them up Mac
Put the loot in the sack
In a voice so tough and whiny
He's the bubblegum, bubblegum,
bubblegum
Bubblegum bandit,
bubblegum bandit
When the little girls kiss him,
he can't stand it
He's a -lootin', tootin',
candy -lootin'
Quick on the draw, cap gun shootin'
He's the Bubblegum Bandit
He's the Bubblegum
Bandit
He's the Bubblegum Bandit you