I love how instead of twins on the subway,
they will get so fine on the subway
They will eat
McDonalds on the subway,
on the subway, on the subway
I said I hate you now,
I don't cry but I saw cockroach in your french fries
In your french fries, in your french fries,
in your french fries
Well you should've heard the
girlies start to scream
You know it sounded like some
kind of murder scene
Food went flying all around and
Mr.
Cockroach hit the ground
I said,
Mr.
Cockroach, are you for real?
What were you doing at
Happy
Meal?
And what was she doing on
the subway anyway?
He said, excuse me sir,
and I'm so sorry miss
I'm just trying to get up to 120 .50
That's where my best girlfriend lives
You know that I miss her,
I miss her, I miss her
Oh, all the girls they said, aw,
what a nice little cockroach you are
Hey man, I just cruisin' romancin' dead,
at least not on the subway
Not on the subway, subway,
on the subway
Well, you can take a ride, but not for free
You wanna get on top, baby
Unless you feel really, really,
really, really wild
Then go ahead and start off with your style
But once you're on land,
take it from me
never know what you might see
Something new every single day
When you're out and about
On the subway, on the subway
On the subway
On the subway
On
Now I saw some cowboys
The
Mexican kind
Singing for the suffer,
singing for the one
Singing where the negro
Hey, hey, they were playing their guitars
On the subway, on the subway
Now some kind of people
ask you to change
Some of them are cool,
some of them are strange
Some of them are desperate
and some of them are nuts
And some of them are scrounging
for them cigarette butts
These three cats made my day
Smiling and laughing, singing away
I gave them a buck an
d tried to join in
But oh no, I don't speak no
Mexican
It just made them laugh even more
The next stop they were out that door
And that's the kind of thing
that makes me want to say
I love the subway, the subway
Subway, the subway, on the subway
On that subway that you never know
Which way you're gonna go
You got that uptown,
you got that downtown
You got that cross town subway
and they all so good, yeah
Well, he can take a ride, and I'm for free
You wanna take that stuff,
you ain't got to break me
Unless you feel cool, unless you feel wild
Then go ahead, kid, hop that jerk style
No one's gonna change, take it from me
You never know what you might see
Of something new and cool,
everything we arrived for now