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Okay, now I've got my Sky remote
control here now.
I'm just gonna press 5
-0 -9.
It's always good for a bit of Fox News.
This is Fox News.
Did it hurt, Gobby? What, Shep?
When you fell out of heaven. Shep!
I'm Shepard Smalls.
And I'm Gobby Galler.
You're watching Fox. Kill Kenny,
they're shouting.
No, it's not a South Park special,
but we love those guys.
No, it's the all of Ireland end -of
-season super matchup and hurling
But what is it about this ancient
and beautiful game
that we love so much
this report from Fox?
Fionn McComhale and Koo Tulane
two of the first leaders of ancient Ireland
16 million years ago
Legend has it that McComhale
met a leprechaun called fine gas
who possessed the Salmon
of Knowledge.
Who would eat the salmon
would defeat Nehose
and the Knights of the Red Branch.
Kuchulain reportedly fed the salmon
into the mouth of Nakumhail.
But during the feed,
Leprechaun folklore says that Nakumhail began to choke,
whereupon Kuchulain
grabbed a nearby stick
and attempted to dislodge
the offending bone
from Nacumhael's throat,
shouting, Come on! Come on!
Nacumhael regurgitated the bone,
the stick he kept,
and later named it, you've guessed,
the Come On.
And so,
the Game of Hurling was born.
Keeping an eye on the Irish,
I'm Dave Literature.
Dave Literature.
Thanks, Dave.
And isn't language funny,
Gobby?
G
Because now in America, of course,
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We know that the word for regurgitating
is hurling amazing
We are all connected last year
Fox covered the all of Ireland end -of -season matchup
with our NFL commentators
Dick Bunch and Todd immersion.
Here's what happened
Where is it? can't see it dick.
I think it's over there
Fumble by Ritchie Power!
guys in the white coats are waving,
something's happening!
I think that must be a time out!
Oh, there's the ball again!
Oh, oh! Oh no, it's gone!
Where's the ball? I don't know. Okay,
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let's go live to the Owl Green Sod
and join our reporters
Bob Urinal and Mike Cupp.
Bob. Shep. Mike. Shep. Mike. Bob. Bob.
Gobby. Mike. Gobby. Gobby. Shep.
You look great. Shep. Bob.
Shep. Inject me.
Shep Waterford and Kilkenny,
the cats and the day -easies,
in the match -up of this century,
is not without controversy,
much of it surrounding pint -sized
coaching phenom Davy Fitz.
Witness the startling new video
of Coach Fitz
we tracked down on YouTube.
Hell for f***ing leather, lads.
F***ing hell for leather, do hear me?
I want you to get out after these c***s,
and the f***ing p***os,
run the c***s down,
hell far f***ing later,
run till the f***ing a**es
are hanging out of you.
Scary stuff, back to you Shep.
Found your Irish roots yet Bob?
You bet Shep,
Ireland is full of urinals.
Mike Cupp is in Waterford.
Mike, paint a picture.
Shep, Waterford is crazy!
Out of control!
Yesterday, I went to the local
watering hole,
Muldoon's,
and spoke to a local.
Shhh!
You must be really excited, sir.
Just wheel it up right now,
will you?
Up the deer, shall I?
Yes, it certainly is an exciting time.
Go, Waterford.
What would this mean to Waterford
after 45 years?
There'll be a fair few bottles
swallied all right tonight,
boy, I can tell you that now for nothing.
I might even get a ritz
in for a lakh.
We will have a party,
there will be lots of ale drunk,
and I will give my girlfriend
a refreshing perry made from
pears.
Thanks sir, can I get a picture?
Sure, no problem.
Back to you, Shep!
I'm Shepard Smalls.
And I'm Gobby Goler.
You've just been foxed.
Yeah.
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