At this point,
I would like to demonstrate to you
some of my sexercises.
First, put your right foot on the ceiling,
left leg on the headboard,
and lift, lift, lift, lift.
Lift, lift, lift, lift.
Come on, double up.
Lift, lift, lift, lift.
Lift, lift, lift.
lift,
lift, lift.
Wasn't that great?
OK, here comes exercise number two.
This time we are to put both
legs behind our heads.
Bend forward, letting your nose
and your mouth touch the bed.
or other things laying around in the bedroom.
Okay?
Forward.
Up.
Forward.
Up.
That's it, that's it.
That's it.
You got it, you got it.
Exercise can change your life.
Results are guaranteed.
I've pushed and pulled
with the best of them.
Look what it's done for me
I've never ever looked this good
It's got me so excited
You can feel the same way too
On
Billy
J's love diet
Oh, sexercise
Sexercise
Sexercise
Sexercise
on
Sexercise
Sexercise
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it
Do it, do it, do it, do it
This time, guess what
You won't have to worry about
wrinkles anymore
We're gonna exercise those face muscles
We are now going to do the old
A -E -I -O -U.
Emphasis on the
U.
Come on, come on.
Yeah, you got ta wipe those jaw bones.
Yes.
A -E -I -O -U.
A -E -I -O -U.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes.
Yes, you're doing it, you're doing it,
you got it!
Sign up and line up, it's never too late
To get yourself in shape
Bend it, extend it, I recommend it
Sexercise is great, oh -ho -ho
Sexercise
Come on, sexercise
Sexercise, sexercise, sexer cise
Believe it or not,
I have an exercise for you fat women
It's not very strenuous,
all you have to do is sit in a tight chair
Put your hands behind your
head and try to get up
When you succeed,
you have finished the course.
Yes.
Sexercise.
That's it.
Now, I have an exercise
for all you little skinny girls
who think you have to go
to the gym every day.
You know, the ones that you see,
you little 90 -pounders
suffering from malnutrition.
Your exercise consists of
going in your bedroom,
Stretching out, still.
No, lay, two, three, four.
Don't move, two, three, four.
We don't want any bone bruises.
Lay perfectly still, two, three, four.
You got it?
Okay, lay.
Lay, lay, lay.
No, no, please don't push.
Don't hurt our guys.
The guys have sexercises
to do on their own
Fellas, yours is short
Lick your eyebrows and the cornflakes off