Merry Christmas and good
tidings to all
Here we go, y 'all
Meat cooks and diamond rings
and a glass of real fine wine
Cadillacs and Mercedes,
that's what I call a real good time
Long legs and short legs,
hey, they're all fine with me
I don't get around, but once a year,
so I gotta get it on now, you see
Now some friends call me Santa,
and some call me old Nick.
But when it comes to loving girls,
I just don't miss a trick.
Now clap your hands everybody,
everybody clap your hands.
If the bass in the place
don't throw it in your face,
then you go home and get right down.
Now grab yourself a partner,
and get up on the floor.
I don't want to see you sit around, no
I don't want you sitting no more.
Now get on down everybody,
get on down to the real fine sounds
Now if you ever wondered
why 06 sounds so jolly
Let me tell you about my happy days,
and I'll tell you what you can do now.
If you want to be real happy,
then what you've got to do
is get yourself a real fine girl,
and you just know what to do.
Now clap your hands everybody,
everybody clap your hands
Now get on down to the
Christmas sound,
I want you to get on down
Now I don't know what
the others do,
but I'm not trying to be like Rex
But when you're listening to this guy,
you're listening to the bass
Here I go, once again.
I'm trying to tell you all my friends
Have yourself a merry one
Get one you can repent
Now Christmas comes just once a year
And you got to do it right
You only get this chance again
But it'll be a year and a night
Now if you want to do it once
And you want to do it real fine
Just get yourself a bottle of
The greatest champagne wine
Then take your girl to her apartment
Then you lock the door
An d when you start to
Talk to her, Mary,
you know you don't want no
But if you're fat, black,
skinny, or whack
Come on and get the bone right out your back
I said hip, y 'all, to the beat, 'all
A beat, big, y 'all, come on
Well, I'm one of a kind and
I'll rock your mind
And I'll do it, do it every time
I'm an ace in space,
I'm a jack of all trades
To the ladies, I'm the number one
And if you raise your hands
and arch your back
I'm sure we're gonna have some fun
I said I'm on it, on it, on it, on
Like hot, but it's only what I pop on
I float like a butterfly
And I sting like a bee
Even if the ladies don't
wash their panties
I'm faster than Muhammad Ali
Let me remind y 'all
We're in the house
We're in the house
We're out, out, we're all about
Come on
I said it's my, I said cameo, let's go,
let's go to the beat y 'all, to the disco.
Said I'm on it, on it, on it, on it,
like a hot body on the what,
the popcorn.
Said I'm dibby dibby die, so so should I,
come on and make my what rhyme.
Come on, to the beat y 'all, I like
this y 'all.
There's 365 days a year
Hey there, Santa,
are you really, there?
I said, I love diamonds
and I love pearls
And all those pretty little shiny white pearls
I said, hey there, Santa,
I bet you didn't know
They make my little heart
just dance and glow
I said I'd on Santa,
you're my mellow man
Goin' with those tindies all across
the land
Thank you.