I could be a slave
for the rest of my life
As long as I know
that you'd be my wife
No matter what you do
Can't hide my love for you
I don't care how you treat me,
I don't care how you treat me,
I'm an all -American boy,
I love it, sock it to me, strap it to me,
as long as we're together,
darling, through the years,
watching TV together,
licking our coupons together,
saving stamps,
buying fruit together,
smoking some fruit.
Then we'll save all our stamps,
we'll go down to the Re
demption Center in Traytormin
for a throw pillow that says, I married Joe,
la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, And besides darling,
what makes it all so important,
and what makes it have meaning?
My darling, you know as well as I,
you've got big tits.
No matter what you do,
can't have my love for you
You treat me bad, girl
I won't cry, I won't moan
I'll work real hard for
the rest of my days
Bring everything back home
Oh, I don't care how you treat me
I don't care how you treat me