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Mama's boy, that's right,
what mama wants
Mama's boy, mama gets
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Like that high -tech cassette player I bought her,
she'd always drinked up
She went through dang near 1 ,300
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worth of cassettes first week
She'd listen to the
A side, then the
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B side, then throw it away
Poor thing didn't know it had a
rewind button on it
Heck, I told her I was gonna buy
her one of them satellite dishes
She said, son, save your money,
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it probably wouldn't match my china anyhow
I went ahead and had
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it installed and said,
Mama, I'm coming over
and watch the movie
Titanic with you.
She said,
I ain't never heard of the
Titanic.
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You know, the big ship that
went down and drowned
all them people.
She said,
Lord, I ain't heard nothing about it.
Of course,
I ain't read the paper in two or three days.
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I show up at her house, middle of
August.
She comes to the door in a fur coat,
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snow chains on her
El
Camino, and a fire in the fireplace.
I said,
Mama, it's hotter than two rats
faking whoopee in a wool sock outside.
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She said it's supposed to snow tonight,
be down to three below zero
Mama had that satellite dish tuned
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in to the news in
Anchorage,
Alaska
She'll flat -out tell a fella how she feels
They ain't never walked on the
moon and rest is real
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She's been known to get
a little confused
Don't know the
Titanic from a carnival cruise
When they play ball green,
that's her cheat
That's how it ought to be
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It takes a real big man, you see,
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to be a momma's boy.
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Momma loves country music.
She knows more about
country music than
Elion
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Gonzalez knows about inner -TV.
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That is everything but their names.
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She called me right before the big
country music awards and said,
Who do you think's gonna win
that horizontal award?
Momma, it's
Horizon.
She said, I bet it's either
Timmy
Chesney or
Judy
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And that duo award will be close.
I say it'll be
Dawn or
John
Michael
Montgomery
Gentry
Album of the
Year's gotta be that
Wide
Open
Places by
Oopsy
Daisy
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Entertainment of the
Year's between
Jim
McGraw,
Faith
Hall,
Cliff
Black, or
Rita
McIntyre
Mama, it's
Reba, she said,
OK,
Big
Time
Country
Music
Comedian, you going to the awards?
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Nope, sure ain't,
ain't got nothing to wear
I'd be more out of place than
Snoop
Doggy
Dog in a
George
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Strait concert
Well, stop by
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Motel 6 and get you something.
I said, they don't sell clothes there.
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She said, well, everyone I've ever
seen had a sign that said,
Suits 29 .95.
All of his friends made fun of him
when he watched the
Super
Bowl with her instead of them.
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His wife said, it's either her or me.
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Cm
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He said, I'm really gonna miss you,
baby, when you leave.
They both cry when the
Braves get beat.
But, brother, take it from me,
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It takes a real big man, you see,
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to be a mama's boy.
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Mama won 1000 in a nine
-ball tournament at the
Elks
Lodge.
Called me up bragging.
I said, what you gonna do
with all that money,
Mama?
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She said, I'm on my way to
the big city to invest it.
What you gonna invest it in,
the livestock market?
No, smarty
Bridget, I'm gonna buy
CDs.
I said, well, finally something smart.
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Which ones you gonna get?
She said, the hottest ones
in the country.
Curtis
T.
Young.
Keeps her money in her bra,
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don't trust a bank bank.
San
Pacino is a highfalutin' coffee drink.
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On her last birthday,
you should have seen her face.
When he got them gift passes
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to a nice car race.
He calls her eleven dozen
times a week.
That's how it ought to be.
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It takes a real big man, you see,
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to be a mama's boy.
Mama's boy.
Mama, how many times have I told you,
you can't get a virus from a computer?
No carpal tunnel ain't an underpass in
New
York
City.
And you can't catch nothing
while driving in the
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HOV lane.
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