All righty.
Just because half of you
went home
don't mean the other half
don't have to clap as hard.
My goodness. We've got to
have them sing.
You know, applauding is like making
love to a widow woman.
You can't overdo it,
so just have right at it there.
We'd like to do a song off
our album here right now,
a little thing called,
If You're Ever Gonna Love Me.
If you're ever gonna love me,
well I won't know it
There's just one way that you can show it
If you don't start treatin' me better,
you see
I'm gonna do away with me
I'm gonna go down where
the water's no deeper
I'm takin' no chances, now you see
If you don't start treatin' me
a little bit better
I'm gonna do away with me
If you're ever gonna love me,
well, I wanna know it
There's just one way that you can show it
If you don't start treatin' me better,
you'll see
I'm gonna do away with me
Oh won't you tell me
How you feel about it
You're runnin' me crazy
Can't you see
If you don't start treatin' me
A little bit better
I'm gonna do away with you, man
If you're ever gonna love me
Well, I wanna know it
There's just one way
That you can show it
If you don't start treatin' me
Better, you see
I'm gonna do away with me
Oh, won't you tell me
how you feel about it
You're runnin' me crazy, can't you see
If you don't start treatin' me
a little bit better
I'm gonna do away with me
If you're ever gonna love me,
well I wanna know it
There's just one way that you can show it
If you don't start treatin' me better,
you see
I'm gonna do the wave with me