When I try making money,
I never have much luck.
I never earn a dime,
much less a buck.
Are my finances in a mess?
Yes! But I never felt better,
so I couldn't care less.
I don't buy po lo ponies
or fly a private plane.
I never order beer,
much less champagne.
But do I need a lot of dough?
No!
Cause I never felt better,
so I could feel low, not low.
No! No! I'm high! Oh!
High! Here's why.
I never have a worry,
I never have a care,
about what I should buy
or what to wear.
And do I find my future bright, right?
Cause I never felt better
and I'm doing al right
When sum
mer's at its hottest,
the rain must keep me cool
Cause I don't own a creek,
much less a pool
What do I do when warm as toast?
Boast that I never felt better,
so I simply won't roast
When win ter's at its coldest,
I shiver and I shrink
I haven't got a coat, much less a
mink
But does that mean I'm losing hope?
No, since I never felt better
Tell me, why should I mope?
The thing most people love
to do is worry
They dearly love to worry and complain
So let me check my list
An d see if I have missed
A pos sible source of misery
and pain
A possible source of
misery and pain
How's your ap petite?
Tremendous!
How's your energy? Stu pendous!
Are you strong?
So strong I have to watch my step
How are your eyes?
Bright as a penny
Can you sleep? I don't need any
Cause I'm al ways on the
ball and full of pep
How's your heart? It
must be tickin'
Cause I feel alive and kickin'
How's your brain?
Well, it's insane, but kinda quick
How's your love life?
I got plenty, how's your vision?
Twenty -twenty, must confess
That I'm depressingly unsick
I haven't gotta worry
I haven't gotta care
About what I should buy or what to wear
Got no diamonds, solitaire, so what?
You know what?
I consider diamonds kinda square
Besides, I never felt better
I never felt better,
no, I never felt bet ter,
and I'm walking all day.