One village station where nobody stops
A general store and a barber shop
We had a picture show,
but it burned down
And everybody calls this
a dick town
Everybody calls this a dick town
The population changes
when a new baby cries
And it don't change again
till somebody dies
There's a train through at noon,
but it don't even slow down
Just whistles when it passes
this hick town
Hick town
Can't wait to get through this hick town
Hick town
Old Buford tried to leave,
but he didn't get far
He waited three days
trying to thumb him a car
But the only one that passed,
it liked to run him down
So he's back picking cotton
in this hick town
Now he's never gonna leave this
Dicktown, Dicktown
One famous station where nobody stops
A general store and a barber shop
We had a picture show,
but it burned down
And everybody calls this a Dicktown
Everybody calls this a Dicktown
On Saturday night we all dress up fine
Everybody stays up until eight or nine
We walk up the street
and then walk back down
That's Saturday night in a hick town
Hick town
Ah, we really live it up in a hick town
Hick town
But it's kinda nice to know
that if your crops are lean
There's a neighbor to share
his grits and beans
And when you really need a friend
There's a friend around
Cause that's how it is in a dick town
Dick town
You bet, we take care of our own
in a dick town
Dick town
Well, we got one filling station
where nobody stops
A general store and a barber shop
We had a picture show,
but it burned down
And everybody calls this a dick town
Everybody calls this a dick town
Well, we got one filling station
where nobody stops
A general store and a barber shop
We had a picture show,
but it burned down
And everybody calls this a hick town
Everybody calls this a hick town