Colin
Buchanan, what signs, we're looking for broad statements on billboards around town,
what have you got for us?
Look, I thought the whole angle of a religious thing was worth pursuing,
so I penned a little tune along those lines.
Let's see what happens this time.
Well hey you prophets of
Babylon, hey you priests of
Baal,
Wise up on your marketing,
it's time to close the sale.
Listen up you
Imams, here's my clear command.
Coin a catchy slogan if
you're gonna build your brand.
And get yourself a billboard and go,
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Great big main road billboard, go,
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
It won't really matter if
what you say is true.
Just get yourself a billboard and go,
Ooh, ooh, ooh.
Oo h, that's nice.
Mm, mm, mm, mm, we go,
ooh, ooh, ooh.
Hey,
Jehovah's
Witnesses an d
Mormons on your bike.
The internet's an open
door anytime you like.
And hey, you
Eastern mystics, you gurus,
and your lamas,
if you're not on the internet,
you're still in your pa jamas.
And get yourself a website and go,
ooh, ooh, ooh.
I said a really fancy website and go,
ooh, ooh, ooh.
Well it won't really matter
if what you say is true
Just get yourself a website
and go wooo hoo hoo
We go chukachukachuka
chuk chuk chuk
Whoo!
Whoo!
Whoo!!
Well mosque and church
and temple guys
The mainline and the feral
Ignore the market research
And you do so at your peril
No crusades and no jihad
Let's all make amends
Jesus and
Muhammad need followers and friends,
so
Get yourself on
Facebook and go,
Hoo, hoo, hoo!
On
Twitter and on
YouTube and go,
Hoo, hoo, hoo!
Well, it won't even matter if
what you say is true, just
Get yourself on
Facebook and go,
Hoo, hoo, hoo!
Get yourself a website and go,
Hoo, hoo!
Yeah, or get yourself a billboard and go,
Hoo, hoo, hoo!
And if the whole campaign comes crashing down,
there'll be one thing left to do
Get yourself on
Kerry
Anne and go