If you're ever in a
jam,
here we am.
If you're ever in a mess, that's always.
If you ever feel so happy
you land in jail,
I'm your bail.
It's friendship, friendship,
just a perfect blendship
When other friendships have
been forgotten
Mars will still be hot,
la -da -la -da -la -da -dick -dick -dick
If you're ever up a tree,
phone to me
Yes, phone will we
If you're ever down a well, ring my bell
Yes, ring his bell
If you ever lose your teeth
and you're out to dine
Borrow mine, it's friendship
Just a perfect blandship
When other friendships
have been furgate
Ours will still be great
La da la da la da, chuck chuck chuck
If you ever lose your mind, I'll be kind
If we lose our minds, she'll be kind
If you ever lose your shirt, I'll be hurt
She'll be so awfully hurt
If you're ever in a mill
and get sold in half,
I won't lie if it's a friendship
It's a friendship, just a perfect blinship
When other friendships are up a creek,
ours will still be sleek
La -da -la -da -la -da, chop
-chop -chop
If they ever black your eyes,
put us wise, said put us wise
If they ever break your spine,
drop a line, I'll drop a line
If they ever put a bullet
right through your brain, I'll complain
It's friendship, yes friendship,
just a perfect blandship
When other friendships
have been forgiv 'n
Ours will still be it, we said, ours will be
It'll still be it
When other Other
Other
Other
Friendships have been forgiv 'n
We will still be shakin' hands
It's just friendship