Ladies and gents,
listen to the story I got a girl and her name is
Lori
Lori is the type that always gets jealous
But I don't say nothing
when she chats with the fellas
We walk down the street and
the girl looks at me
When I look back,
Lori kicks me in my knee
You leave a girl like that and she
comes back to haunt ya
Don't ever let no one
say love ain't torture
Don't ya, don't ya,
don't ya ever fall in love
Don't ya, don't ya,
don't ya ever fall in love
Don't ya, don't ya,
don't ya ever fall in love
Don't ya, don't ya,
don't ya ever fall in love
Went to a gym with the rest of the guys
Girls gave highs with the big
booming thighs
Tried to hold myself, I just couldn't do it
A girl said hi, so I jumped right to it
I must be crazy, she must really thrill me
If
Lori found out, the girl would kill me
I'm fabulous, she said to me, prove it
I'm freakin', all the guys do it
Went to her house, fab whenever fest
Turned out the lights and
you know the rest
Yo, it's kinda late and the
night went good
Lori got mad, it was well understood
She shouted and shouted and
shouted to her last shout
Opened the door and said,
Get the hell out!
I'm not leavin', poked on her blouse
A hour later, I was chillin' at
Ten's house.
Don't you,
don't you ever fall in love?
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love?
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love?
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love?
I have a girl, her name is
Stacy.
She looks real good,
but she drives me crazy.
She has a big butt?
Yes, thanks very much.
You can look all you want,
long as you don't touch.
Let me get back,
cause that's not the issue.
We walk down the street,
and all the guys miss you.
I argue and argue,
don't wear them tight clothes.
She starts yellin' with her
hands to my nose.
Who are you, mister,
to tell me what to wear?
It's not my fault that the
guys like to stare.
She says I'm cheap, like I'm from
Oklahoma.
She don't want to cook, she likes
Tony
Ro mas.
I always take her shopping,
every single day.
She jumps in a cab,
and guess who has to pay?
I jump to run her water when she
gets in the tub.
Listen to me,
don't you ever fall in love.
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love.
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love.
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love.
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love.
I got a girl and her name is
Blair.
Problem with
Blair, she does not care
I try to go to sleep,
and she keeps me awake
It's 3
AM, and she plays a rock tape
I'm sick, she went to the
store to get cork drops
Came back, oh baby, I forgot
She drinks all the time,
and never wash the cup
I wanna take her back, she
got her bras hangin' up
She stole my keys,
and crashed up my bins
Every time I'm tired,
she brings home friends
When I see her, I just wanna pass
Always want money,
and don't workin' house
She calls long distance, just to get a laugh
My phone bill's about a
G and a half
And for some reason,
she's all I think of
Listen to me,
don't you ever fall in love
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love
Don't you, don't you,
don't you ever fall in love
Mama, yeah, yeah,
don't you ever fall in love
You