I studied hard and thirsted after knowledge
and often burned the midnight oil
so I could get to college.
They told me my fine edu cation
would help improve my situation.
So then I crammed and crammed
un til I was almost in a coma,
and thesised and examined
until I got me a diploma.
into a very high position.
Out I went and looked around,
and Macy's is the place I found.
I filled my blanks on application
and went for my examination.
They took my weight and took my height
and even took prints of my
and asked what I'd like to do
and when that exam was through
Life is a bitter cup of tea,
now I'm just salesgirl 73.
I used to be on the daisy chain,
now I'm a chain store daisy.
now I stand up with pains in my feet.
I used to be on the daisy chain,
now shoppers drive me crazy.
I sell smart but thrifty cor sets
at 3 .50, better grade 4 .69. I
Now I write checks for ladies brassieres
I used to be on the daisy chain
Now I'm a chain store daisy
Exactly the kind that's worn
For you, madame, we do, madame.
It ought to be expensive.
It's the largest in the store.
Studied till I made the grade.
I'm selling things to fit the figure.
Make the big things small
and the small things bigger.
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