Well, there's one in your purse, there's one at the bar,
one outside on the corner, there's one in your car, there's one right by the
Bible in every hotel room.
If you're screwin' mics with smarts,
you can ask to borrow his shoe
So honey, there's no excuse
Call me
You can call me a cab
Call me a loser
Call me anything you choose
Call me crazy
Forever thinkin'
That I could be loved by the likes of you
Call me a fool, call me a dreamer
Honey, you can just call me anytime
All it takes is one thin dime
Yeah, call me
I even wrote my name on
the restroom wall
Right underneath for a good time call
Now, my phone rings the
whole night through
But none of them turns out to be you
Tell me, what am I gonna do?
Call me
Well, you can call me a cab
Call me a loser
Call me anything you choose
Call me crazy
Forever thinking that I could be
loved by the likes of you
Call me a fool, call me a dreamer
Honey, you can just call me anytime
All it takes is one thing, darling
Yeah, call me
Well, there's one in your purse
There's one at the bar,
one outside on the corner
There's one in your car,
there's one right by the
Bible
In every hotel room,
if you're screwin' likes
There's much you can
ask to borrow his shoe
So honey, there's no excuse
Call me
Oh baby, there's no excuse
Call me