Arres
ted on the charges
of unemployment,
he was sittin' in the witness stand.
The judge's wife called up
the district attorney,
said to free that brown -eyed man.
You want your job,
you better free that brown -eyed man.
Way back, it just stood like
a three -thousand year,
ever since the world began.
There's been a whole lot of good
-lookin' women
sheddin' tears
over brown -eyed, handsome men
They got to trouble with some brown -eyed,
handsome men
Well, a -flyin' across the
desert in a TWA
Seen a woman walkin'
across the sand
She'd done a walkin' thirty miles
and her roots were barmaid
With the brown -eyed, handsome men
The destination was the brown -eyed,
handsome men
She had the world in the palm of her hand
She lost both of her arms
in a wrestling match
To catch a frown at a handsome man
She called him one of several
frowns at a handsome man
I said, way back,
just about three thousand years
Ever since the world began
Whole lotta good -lookin'
women sheddin' tears
Over a frown at a handsome man
It's been some trouble, yeah,
to frown at a handsome man
Oh!
Well, two men out in the
bottom of the third
was a high flyer into the stand
And in a round third phase
he was struttin' for home
It was a brown -eyed handsome man,
won the game
It was a brown -eyed handsome man
Oh, way back in just the back
of three thousand years
It's since the world began
There's been a whole lot of good
-lookin' women
Sheddin' tears
over brown -eyed handsome men
They had their troubles
with the brown -eyed handsome men