Hi,
I'd like to get a hairpiece.
Excuse me?
I'd like to get a hairpiece,
please.
Do you like information?
Well, yes.
I need some information
because I'd like to tell you some
information.
Okay, hold on one second.
Hello, who you looking for?
Hi, I just want to know a little
information on a hairpiece. Okay.
Um, the other night I was
out at a basketball game
with my whole family. Right.
And I only asked this guy in front
of me
to just sit down a bit so I could see
an d he beat me unmerciful.
He beat me very badly
and my hairpiece fell off.
it fell onto the floor there
and all of a sudden everyone's laughing at
me and my family as well.
And I look up on the screen
and they had me on the screen
with my hair laying on the floor.
And it was awful
because when he beat me
my teeth were also in my
hairpiece.
Your teeth ended up in your hairpiece?
Yes, and I just want something.
My hairpiece is always embarrassing me
in front of my family and friends.
I just need to have, like, a transplant
or weave or something.
Okay, would you like to come in for a
consultation?
Uh, yes.
Anything would be fine,
just so we can get on the road
to recovery here.
Because this is mentally killing me
as well.
This is hurting you mentally?
Yes, it's really
getting on my nerves.
Okay, how can we help you out with that?
I just need some kind of, like, little
fruity weave
or some kind of, like, blonde
basket
or something that you'll put on
top of my head.
No, no, no, a blonde basket,
like some kind of hair weave,
kind of like, like a jivey kind of thing.
right, I think we can help you
out with that.
But basically, you'd have to come in for a
consultation.
We can take a look at your hair
and see what exactly...
Okay, okay.
Then I'll come in as soon as possible.
Okay. Can I take your name down?
My name is Saul. Right. Saul Rosenberg.
Saul Rosenberg?
Yes. Okay.
Can you hold on one second,
Have you seen our brochure yet?
No. No, haven't. I'm just very
scared with all this.
Well, it's not going be scary to us.
It's a very simple future.
being beat like that, unmerciful,
and having my own flesh and blood
standing there laughing at me
when I laid in a puddle of my
own blood
and piss was awful.
I'm so hurt in my stomach with this.
Oh, Jesus.
It sounds like, you know,
you're getting a little overreactive today.
Well, I'm hurt. a lot things that we can do
for I'm very hurt. This is just...
I'd like to just get a nice little piece on my
head
where nothing will come
off from this day on.
Please.
Okay, well, Sal, so you understand, most of our systems,
they require some type of maintenance
in the future.
Oh, now, do you suture this to the head,
like, is it all, like, strapped and, like, stitched in
or something like this, right into the scalp?
Uh, that's a procedure
that we really don't recommend, Sal.
Oh, okay, as long as I don't get infections.
No, there won't be any
infections at all.
Okay, um, listen, I'll contact you right away
on this
when I round up a few bucks.
Let me round up some... a
few dollars, okay?
You need to round up a few dollars.
Okay. Okay. Thank you. Bye bye. Bye bye.