Well,
the south side of Chicago
is the baddest part of town
And if you go down there,
you better just beware of a
man named Leroy Brown
Now, Leroy, I'm in trouble
You see, you stand about six foot four
All the downtown ladies
call him treetop lover
All the men just call him sir
And it's bad, bad, Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the
whole damn town
Badder than a walking car
And meaner than a junkyard dog
Now Leroy, he a gambler,
and he like his fancy clothes
And he like to wear his diamond rings
in front of everybody's nose
He got a custom Continental,
he got a El Dorado Turbo
He got a .32 gun in his pocket for fun,
he got a razor in his shoe
And it fell, and fell, and fell, Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the
whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Well Friday, about a week ago
Leroy shootin' dice
And at the edge of the bar
sat a girl named Doris
And oh that girl looked nice
Well he cast his eyes upon her
And the trouble soon began
And Leroy Brown,
he turned to mess about
And messed with the wife
of a jealous man
And it's bad, bad, bad, bad Leroy Brown
The baddest man in the
whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog
Well, the two men took to fighting
And when they pulled
down from the floor
Leroy look like a jigsaw puzzle
with a couple of pieces gone
And it's bad, bad Leroy Brown
Baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Meaner than a junkyard dog
And it's bad, bad, bad Leroy Brown
Baddest man in the whole damn town
Badder than old King Kong
Cleaner than a junkyard dog
Yeah, even better than old King Kong
Cleaner than a junkyard dog