Tonalità: G# minor
Verse 1
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I had a dream.
I dreamed I was sitting at home
with my robot slave girlfriend.
A sex droid.
I was breaking the news to her
that I was going to have to return
her.
The biotic faux flesh material
used to form her skin
and musculature was starting
to deteriorate.
A portion of her face was falling off,
and her nipple on one breast
was beginning to crack and flake.
She was still about a 9 .5
on the hot scale.
I broke the news to her.
Honey, I'm sorry,
I'm going to have to return
you.
You're beginning to degenerate.
I understand honey, that's okay.
She said. We got up and began
to leave.
As we made our way,
it turned into a long hallway.
The hallway kept going
and going house of leaves anyone
and I was walking behind her her ass
was Fantastic.
I was like you have such
an awesome ass.
She was like I
Was like that robot ass is so hot
I gotta slap it and I did
and she was all like I
Was like am I really dreaming is this a dream
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Em
like a sex dream and she was totally like
Oh, and then I leaned into that robot ear,
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and I was like,
Em
I wanna fuck you in the ass so bad.
Shame, shame.
I was even caught by my own shame,
and then she caught me, she stopped me,
and she looked at me
with those digital pupils,
and she said, love you,
but you sadomize me now.
So we pull down her pants,
and I commence penetrating
this robot in the rectum.
I think to myself, defective or not,
this robot is awesome in the caboose.
We get about 30 seconds into it
when I look up and observe that to
my right is a female friend of mine,
someone I respect,
looking at me with this expression of pitying,
disappointment,
shaking her head like, oh, Stuart.
But I look right back at her
with the electric defiance in my eyes,
fuck that, I am not going to be ashamed,
you are not going to make me feel embarrassed
either and you are not going to ruin
this awesome anal robot sex for me.
Deal with it.
I continue, undeterred,
until I make the mistake
of looking to my left.
Now I notice there's an entirely,
seemingly endless wall on my left side,
and it's made of glass.
What's on the other side?
A library.
A library full of stunned people transfixed by
this spectacle of sodomy
and the incredible feminine
technology it includes.
It's somehow a double taboo.
Their faces convey a
multiplied perplexity
that says, Oh my God,
he's butt -fucking her.
Wait, that's a robot.
Then I notice that not
only is the entire library
auditing my every thrust,
but the head librarian
is charging out the door,
both of her arms stiffly extended in order to underline
her exasperated shock and rage.
She comes at me in a trot,
gritting her teeth,
stiffening her arms,
There's two prehensile
exclamation points
flaring five fingers
and flashing punctuation
as she lays into me.
"'Excuse me,
but don't you think
there might be a better place and time to engage in your outrageously
offensive and lewd display of—' "'Fuck you!' I interrupt her.
"'Sir! You disgust me.
This is a public place of—' "'No! No,
no, no!'
I scream back, pointing at her.
"'I'm going to have you arrested.
You are going—' She's livid,
a white -hot fury.
I begin to back down the hallway.
The droid still gyrating
on my throbbing baton.
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The robot is still totally with me
Em
It defends me joining in every
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backwards step more furious
Em
The robot and I are flu
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idly modifying position
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in order to ac commodate my erection
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Facilitate our mobility in what now is
an escape madly defensive
We matched the librarian's
stentorian voice
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Em
and yelled back in uni son
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No! Fuck you! You disgust me!
Em
This is my robot!
You are not going to ruin
this for me!
Bad library!
Go away now!
Double back you like in a robot, Tickles!
Em
And then I woke up.
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