I tried to find how
my heart could be so blinded
How could I be fooled
just like the rest?
You came on strong with your
fast car and your glass ring
Soft voice and your sad eyes
I fell for your whole thing
I don't regret hav ing
met up with a girl who
Break s hearts like they
were nothing at all
I've done it too,
now I know just what it feels like
An d just like I said,
there's no regrets
Check -ins.
Well, let's see what the o 'clock, the wall,
it's about time we're hanging up.
Golly, we hope you've had as much fun as we've
had because we've certainly had fun up here.
Last call for alcohol.
It's motel time,
motel spelled backwards, it's
Ledham.
Then we get
Sunday's a jam session,
Monday night's a twist contest,
Tuesday we're going
tapas,
Wednesday we're going naked,
Thursday we're going to jail,
Friday we're going to
shoot up a
Volkswagen in
the kneecap.
Should be a lot of fun.
Thank you for coming by.
Nice to see you.
Check your jeans.
How's your sister?
How's your mother?
A long time ago when we worked here,
back in the olden days,
we got fired from this club circuit
for playing this song.
It became very difficult for us
to gain employment
in the
Los
Angeles area, because against the wishes
of the people who ran the whole
organization that
provided youth -oriented entertainment
to the people in this area,
we went ahead
and played a song called
Help, I'm a
Rock on an evening
where it was important that it ap peared
to the people coming
into the club that it was happening.
The way you make people
know that your club is happening
is by having people on the dance floor.
see?
And when we played this song,
nobody could dance to it.
So the audience had requested
the song, and the people who ran the place said, oh,
you better not do that.
And we played
the song, and, well,
we starved for a long time.
It was so difficult to get any work
around here.
But as a commemorative experience,
we're going to grind out a little ditty called
help I'm a rogue.