Tonalità: F major
Verse 1
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What the hell are musicals?
(It appears to be a play
where the dialogue stops)
(And the plot is conveyed
through song)
Through song?
(Yes)
W- wait, so an actor is saying
his lines and then
Out of nowhere, he just starts singing?
(Yes)
Verse 2
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Well that is the—
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Stupidest thing that I have ever heard
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You're do ing a play,
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got something to say
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So you sing it? It's absurd!
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Who on earth is going to sit there
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While an actor breaks into song
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What possible thought could
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the audience think
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Other than, "This is horribly
Verse 3
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Remarkably... They won't
think that
(Seriously? Why not?)
Verse 4
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Because—it's a...
Musical
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A musical
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And nothing's as amazing as a musical
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With song and dance, and sweet romance
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And happy endings happening
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by happenstance
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Bright lights, stage fights,
and a dazzling chorus
You wanna be great? Then you
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gotta create a musical!
Verse 5
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I don't know; I find it hard to believe
People would actually pay to
see something like this
Verse 6
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Let's just say it's a Saturday night and
you wanna go out on the town
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Got a lady to flatter who might give it up
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if you don't let her down
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You could go see a tragedy,
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but that wouldn't be very fun
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Or a play from Greek mythology
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See a mother have sex with her son
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Eugh!
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You could see a drama—with all
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of that trauma and pain
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Or go see something more relax
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ing and less taxing on the brain
Verse 7
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Go see a...
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A musical
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A puppy piece,
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releasing all your blues- icals
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Where crooners croon a catchy tune
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And limber- legged ladies thrill
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you 'til you swoon
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Ooh's, ahh's, big applause
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And a standing ovation
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The fu ture is bright if you could
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just write a musical
Verse 8
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Some make you happy
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Some make you sad
Some are quite big
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Some quite small
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Some are too long
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Some are just plays with song
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Some musicals have no
talking at all
(No talking at all?)
Verse 9
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That's right—there's no talking
All of the dialogue is sung
In a very dramatic fashion
(Um, really?)
Yes, really
(There's no talk- )
There's no talking
Verse 10
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And they often stay on one note
for a very long time
So that when they change
to a different note
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You notice
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And it's supposed to create
a dramatic effect
But mostly you just sit
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there asking yourself
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"Why aren't they talking?"
(Sounds miserable)
I believe it's pronounced
"Misérables"
Verse 11
(And people actually like this?) No, they love it; and
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what's not to love!
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It's such a delight—there's nothing
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quite like a musical
Verse 12
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Oh, another vision! I haven't
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even told you the best part yet!
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Feel that fascinating rhythm
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moving to your feet
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Whoa, whoa... woo- hoo!
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(Uh, what is that?)
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Feel your ass gyrating to that
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titillating beat
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(Whoa, are you okay?)
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You slap your lap, then finger snap
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That's when you know
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Bm
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it's time to tap
Verse 13
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(What the hell are you
doing now?)
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It's called a dance break
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Apparently this happens
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in musicals as well
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People on stage just burst into
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spontaneous dance
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(Why? Does it advance the plot?)
No
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(Advance character?)
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Not necessarily
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(Then why do it?)
Verse 14
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Because—it's entertaining! Five,
Interlude 1
six, seven, eight!
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Another vision! It's
Verse 15
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a musical! Whatayatalk, whatayatalk?
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It's a musical! A Seussical?
No, a musical—with girls
(A musical)
Verse 16
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We've got snappy repartee
And the women are risqué
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And the chorus boys are
kinda gay
(A musical)
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A true, blue, new—
Musical!
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Verse 17
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Stand back, it's a musical!
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Some musicals are very
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serious
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A big, glittering music
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al—a musical
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It's a mu- si- cal for us!
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Verse 18
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A big and shiny, mighty fine- y
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Glitter, glitz, and chorus line- y
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Bob your head and shake your
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hiney—musical
It's a musical
(It's a musical)
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It is a mu sical!
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(It's a musical!)
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Yes! I get it now!
Verse 19
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We'll do a musical
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(No kidding!)
A musical
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What could be more amazing
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than a mu sic al!
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With song and dance,
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and sweet romance
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And with a musical we might have
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half a chance
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Ooh's, ahh's, big applause—with every
Verse 20
one cheering for us
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And for some unexplainable reason
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The crowd goes wild every time
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When dancers kick in unison
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In one big wonderful line
Verse 21
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And then you got yourself a musical
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A musical
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A la- la- la, la- la- la- la
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Palooz- ical
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With flashy style
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and a big fake smile
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A snazzy band,
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some jazzy hands—I swear that I'll
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Cross my heart, hope to die
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If it is n't a doozy
Verse 22
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Take it from me
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They'll be flocking to see
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Your star- lit, won't quit
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Big hit mu sical!
Interlude 2
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Verse 23
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A big hit musical!
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