Tonalità: B minor
Verse 1
Fm
When I make love to a girl,
they always end up saying
the same old thing.
Let me tell you what it was.
G
Fm
Oh, daddy please. No!
Stop it with
Just the other day walking
down the street
This guy's girl started jockin' me
She winked her eye
She told me hi
She did this right in front of her guy
I tried to ignore and play no mind
But I couldn't resist that big behind
So I took her hand from her man
Would you believe he tried
to hit me with a garbage can
I really didn't want to hurt the boy
He's down inside, he was just a toy.
One of these hammers
upside his head,
the boy took a nap.
He went to bed.
I took his woman to my house.
Untied her sneakers,
unbuttoned her blouse.
Gently laid her on the couch.
And the rest of the story,
you can figure it out.
G
Fm
She said, oh, daddy, please, no.
No. Stop it, Wiz.
G
Fm
Oh. Daddy, please. No. Stop it, Wiz.
Two twins, just a lady,
cutie and fruity.
One had the big boobs,
the other had the big booty.
Walked up to me and said,
on your duty,
are you the one that they
call Funk Master Wizzy?
I said, Funk Master Wizzy Wiz.
That's the correct way you pronounce it.
Now talk to me. Can I help you?
What is it that you want me to do?
They started coming and grabbing
all my clothes.
They said, let's go somewhere
no one knows.
We went to this place. It wasn't hers.
It was a place I'd never seen.
still don't know where it was.
We did things that were great,
things that were bugs,
things that you have only dreamt of.
And I found out once I closed the door.
Two twins ain't enough.
G
Fm
Next time I drop, what you say?
G
Fm
G
Fm
Oh. Daddy,
please. No. Stop it, Wiz.
This girl I knew when she was a kid.
Now she's grown up,
but she's all big.
Repressed out here.
A real out there.
Big blue eyes and long black hair.
I see her one day walking
down the street.
I walked up and I said, do
you remember me?
She said, yeah.
Verse 2
Fm
How could I forget when I was a kid
you had a big knock with
Verse 3
Fm
Now you're a man and hey, god damn,
you probably got a mother
humpin' king size browns
Verse 4
Fm
Now I'm wrong,
so why don't you make all the dreams
that I've just come true
Verse 5
Fm
I stuck my tongue in her mouth,
Verse 6
20 minutes later we was in her house
Fm
I'm on the radio,
I can't say what we did,
but I can definitely bet you'll
turn your bitch to sand
Verse 7
Fm
Oh, daddy, please, oh, no, stop it with, oh, ooh,
G
Fm
daddy, please, no, stop it with
Verse 8
Fm
was the war in Vietnam
when the U .S .A. had
dropped the bomb.
was a general, yeah, I was in the Army.
Fuck, what's the name of
my company?
Killing jacks and laying traps.
Blowing up things they
couldn't build back.
The food we ate was always mushy.
For 18 months, I didn't have no nookie.
Then one day the dog got hard.
The Army wanted it for that hard.
So I hopped in a Jeep
with no shoes on my feet
You said you're not
experimenting with mine
Verse 9
Fm
Kept driving till I was out of town
Verse 10
Fm
To grab the Japanese girl and lay
her on the ground
Verse 11
Fm
Found the food crew with
another apple tree
Verse 12
Fm
And a brother like me just got busy
Verse 13
Fm
I never knew a Japanese
could knock me to my knees
Verse 14
I stoked her so hard I shook
Fm
the palm tree
Verse 15
When I got back that's
when they told me
That I was facing a penalty
Verse 16
Fm
Cause I left my post and didn't
do my job
Verse 17
Fm
So I got a dishonorable discharge.
But in the end, I was still laughing.
Fm
Because, yo, I still got my
Chappadee girl face.
Fm
Fm
She said, oh, daddy, please,
Fm
Fm
no, stop it, Wiz.
Fm
Fm
Oh, daddy, please, no, stop it, Wiz.
Like I said,
when I'm making love to a girl,
they always end up saying
Fm
the same old thing.
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