Tonalità: D major
Intro 1
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Verse 1
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My dog's stomach was very upset,
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so I put him in the car and we went to the vet
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And on our way to the vet,
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I killed a cat
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And I said, isn't that ironic?
Verse 2
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I adopted a child from overseas to rescue
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it from child labor factories
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And On his very first birthday we went to
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build a bear workshop
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Isn't that I- R- O- N- I- C- I-
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N- O- R- I- R- O- N- I- C
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A water park has burned to the ground
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and tow truck has broken down
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I always use to cry when I laugh
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But then I was raped by
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a clown
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Isn't this ironic?
Verse 3
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I was watching Al Gore on CNN,
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He was talking, and talking, and talking,
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And then out of boredom my pet
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polar bear shot himself
Isn't that ironic?
Verse 4
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I dated an animal rights activist and
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one day she got really pissed
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I was eating veal that was wrapped
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in PETA bread
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Isn't that I- R- O- N- I- C- I- N-
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O- R- I- R- O- N- I- C
Verse 5
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I'm a stand up comic and I
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always sit and slouch
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And I got my girlfriend pregnant on
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my sterile uncles pull out couch
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Isn't that I- R- O- N- I- C- I-
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N- O- R- I- R- O- N- I- C
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Yeah if everyday you played
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the board game Risk
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You'd probably never
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taken a risk in your life
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And Monopoly has far from a strangle
hold in the board game market
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A little kid died from suffocation when he
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choked on a game piece from operation
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And I can't grow a beard, that one's not Ironic,
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that one's just sad
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Am
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Verse 6
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Bob Barker got all of my pets
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pregnant
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Verse 7
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My grandpa had Alzheimer's and
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one day we were
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