Tonalità: Bb major
Verse 1
B
E
I once met a man who said he was a fan
B
He wanted to sing in my shanty band
E
But the bottom of his face looked
weird (so weird!)
There was skin on his chin that I
loathed and feared
From his crown to ear he was
most sincere
But you can't sing shanties
if you got no beard
A
E
Got no beard, you've got no
Verse 2
beard
B
You can't sing shanties if
E
you've got no beard
A
E
Got no beard, you've got no beard
B
You can't sing shanties
E
if you've got no beard
Verse 3
E
I once met a girl who heard sea songs
B
She came to the show,
and she sang along
E
But the timing of the shout
was slow (so slow!)
She was graced with a face
like the morning glow
But a hollar was a blow from the
very front row said
You can't sing shanties if you
can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 4
"Ho!" you
E
can't shout "Ho!"
B
You can't sing shanties if you
E
can't shout "Ho!"
A
Can't shout "Ho!",
E
you can't shout "Ho!"
B
You can't sing shanties if you
E
can't shout "Ho!"
And you've got no beard
Verse 5
B
E
I once met a man on a weird machine
Had wheels and a bell,
B
no mast to be seen
D#
He was shouting from a pad of
E
notes (nonotes!)
B
And the wheels got caught
on his overcoat
And he fell from the pier
clawing at his throat
E
So you can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
Verse 6
E
a boat, you don't own a boat
B
You can't sing shanties if you
E
don't own a boat
A
Don't own a boat,
E
you don't own a boat!
B
E
You can't sing shanties if
you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 7
And you've got no beard
E
I once met a bloke on a tavern floor
He'd had ten beers,
but I had ten more
And his piggy little face
was pink (so pink!)
He tried to shout the words,
but t'were all out of sync
With a voice so bad it'll
make you think that
You can't sing shanties if you
B
can't hold your drink
F#
E
Can't hold your drink, you can't hold
Verse 8
E
a drink
B
You can't sing shanties if you
A
can't hold your drink
You can't hold a drink you
E
can't hold a drink
B
You can't sing shanties if you
E
can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
And you can't shout "Ho!"
Verse 9
And you've got no beard
E
B
E
I once met a sailor all big and broad
With an eye- patch,
parrot and a long curved sword
Had a chest like a powder
keg (big chest)
But he had both shoes,
and he smelled like eggs
I expect he would look better
with a wooden peg
'Cause you can't sing
B
shanties if you got two legs
A
E
Got two legs, you've got two
Verse 10
legs
B
You can't sing shanties if
you've got two legs
A
E
Got two legs, you've got two legs
B
You can't sing shanties
if you've got two legs
E
B
And you can't hold your drink
E
And you don't own a boat
F
And you can't shout "Ho!"
E
And you've got no beard
Verse 11
B
E
Well, Anna's got no beard
And Dave, he has a bike
F#
E
Robbie's father- in- law has boats,
but won't sing on the mic
And JD can't shout "Ho!" because
his wife takes much offense
A
E
B
And Andy's got two beautiful hairy legs
E
B
But there's no reason good
E
enough not to join us
G#m
F#
So sing along with the very
B
Adim
B
last chorus
Verse 12
B
four
A
E
Got no beard, you've got no beard
B
You can't sing shanties if
you've got no beard
A
E
Got no beard, you've got no beard
B
You can't sing shanties if
F
you've got no beard
E
Got no beard, you've got no beard
B
C
You can't sing shanties if
E
A
you've got no beard
A#
E
Got no beard, you've got no
Verse 13
beard
B
You can't sing shanties
E
if you've got no beard
F#
And you've got two legs
F
And you can't hold your drink
And you don't own a boat
E
And you can't shout "Ho!"
F#
B
E
E
And you've got no beard
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